His explanation for the below shirt.

I rarely try to explain my own absurdity. If it doesn’t make sense to you why the hell do you think it would make sense to me. It just seemed like the only number that I’d deem appropriate if I could choose. Not to mention its a number I would prank call often.

Maybe with those silly glasses, you think c is the right answer. However, I am a monster on the microphone a. Although, I’d probably give half a point for b (green looks nice). Self-trained using Rock Band, I’ve been known to rock crowds like you rock a full-time job. Your next question, “Well then, what song do you sing?” My song, of course, is Rapper’s Delight by the Sugar Hill Gang.

With that in mind, I am often out in the streets wearing this hoodie. Like how it looks? You, too, could be rocking one looking just like this or even better, make your own hilarious phrase. Look below at what this hoodie won me recently, yum yum.