Don’t Call It A Comeback: Flasks
Posted on March 11th, 2009 by leeSince the beginning of time, things have been awkward or boring. Then after alcohol was discovered, things drastically improved. Sadly, quickly after that groundbreaking discovery, another terrible one came, events that discouraged boozing. No longer could drink at funerals, church, or even elementary school. Or could you?
This is where you realize that you’ve stepped into trend two of the growing Don’t Call it a Comeback series. The solution to your sober situation in third grade geography class is the flask.
Wood flask courtesy of Julia Davis
The original flask was likely made of wood, which means loss of liquor to porousness and splinters (it is wood). Mucho Oucho.
After great innovations, we’ve inched closer and closer to the flask you might now have at your side. Now they come in a much more convenient metal casing. This flask can be hidden in your pocket for opportune times to Irish up your coffee or Brazil up your sugar-lime water.
Even better are the newest formations of the flask. They can come in any shape, especially if that shape can be hollowed out.
Even a beer bottle could be a flask I guess.
My favorites, however, are both in my current collection. While I don’t have a Garfield flask or even a Super Mario Bros. Question Mark Box, I do have these nifty binoculars ones that can hold liquor in one side and soda in the other, OR, liquor in one side and more liquor in the other side. See this flask, buy this flask.
Proper coolness with flasks. 10 points. If you notice what model Jon is holding, you may think that is no more than a cellular telephone, you’d be mistaken. It’s much much more (or less). It, too, is a flask. I just blew your mind I’d bet.
Here’s what not to do with a flask. Though.
Do not pour blue cheese dressing in it. That’s a big issue. Just don’t do it. Just go out and buy a flask, put some booze in it, not blue cheese. Anything else is good.
Buy your flask, today!
